I already knew Jeremy Renner‘s divorce was going to suck for him and be wildly entertaining for assholes who eat up salacious gossip like it’s being served at an all-you-can-eat Vegas buffet for $2.99.

The National Enquirer claims to have documents that show Jeremy was arrested in 2000 for hanging around Greystone Park in Beverly Hills, well known as a spot for those cruising for gay sex. Jeremy plead guilty to trespassing in November of that year, received 12 months probation and was sentenced to a day in jail, 40 hours of community service and a $100 fine. He was also ordered to stay away from Greystone and to not make up some bunkass alias when dealing with authorities.

If Jeremy didn’t tell the cops his name was Dick Johnson, Ben Dover or Johnny Cockram, what the fuck is he even doing with his life?

Jeremy’s wife Sonni Pacheco filed for divorce last month after less than a year of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. Receiving a shuffle pass in the form of proof her husband has a history of salacious dick trolling activity adds credibility to her claim of fraud. Their marriage was rumored to be an open arrangement so Jeremy and Sonni could raise their daughter together but he could still live with a “special friend”. At some point the shit must have hit the fan, resulting in the divorce filing and request to have their prenup dissolved, along with claims Jeremy stole identification documents from her, including her birth certificate and Social Security card.