Name: Susan Sarandon DOB: October 4, 1946 in New York City, New York Age: 69 Fun Fact: She is part owner of Spin, a Ping-Pong social club chain with locations in San Francisco, Toronto, New York, Los Angeles and Chicago.
I’m imagining Piers Morgan sitting in a room somewhere, angrily fapping to photos of Susan walking the red carpet in Cannes. Since he fancies himself Chief of Appropriate Cleavage Policing, he has to be bursting a blood vessel over that slight areola slip in more ways than one. Piers already tried reading Susan and her lady pillows for filth when she showed up to present the In Memoriam segment at the Oscars with what he felt was an inappropriate amount of tit on display for the somberness of the occasion. Clearly Susan took what he said with a grain of salt and two tablets of instant amnesia because she doesn’t appear to have internalized his pearl clutching.
Susan walked the red carpet for Money Monster and kept Bernie Sanders close to her…um…heart on May 12.
She first sought help in October 2015, entering a center after struggling in the wake of her daughter’s December 2014 birth. Hayden has been extremely vocal about her experiences, becoming an advocate for erasing the stigmas associated with PPD.
“I can very much relate. It’s something a lot of women experience. When [you’re told] about postpartum depression you think it’s ‘I feel negative feelings towards my child, I want to injure or hurt my child.’ I’ve never, ever had those feelings. Some women do. But you don’t realize how broad of a spectrum you can really experience that on. It’s something that needs to be talked about. Women need to know that they’re not alone, and that it does heal.”
I threw up a little in my mouth typing “Kardashian biographer,” then a little more spending a few minutes in my life wondering who the hell would buy a book about a family that keeps the public so up-to-date on their daily lives, we’re only one more desperate PR grab away from knowing when someone shits and wipes twice.
Kardashian Dynasty author Ian Halperin told Page Six yesterday that not every aspect of the family’s lives made it into the book. There have been rumors Caitlyn Jenner will de-transition and go back to living life as Bruce–rumors she has vehemently denied. Ian says despite what Caitlyn publicly says, he believes her “Christian” values and conservative beliefs will eventually make her pull the plug on womanhood.
“I believe within three years, Caitlyn will de-transition. I think it’s all going to come to fruition.”
“I say Caitlyn is still homophobic. Is a believing Christian and my sources say [she] struggles every day with the idea of being gay, which is a sin according to what she believes in. She said many times that she is not gay. Again, my sources say it’s been so hard on her, there’s been so many bouts of fits [and] depression, that they see small signs that point to that fact.”
“One source confirmed to me Caitlyn has made whispers of ‘sex change regret,’ hinting she might go back to being Bruce Jenner.”
“People said it but recently I had very good corroboration about how hard it’s been for Caitlyn. Of course I put [in the book] why Bruce rushed to the transition so quickly, I say because of the car accident where he killed Kim Howe. It wouldn’t have happened so quickly. I say it was mis-direction because the media and the public were all over him for that. He was afraid of homicide charges.”
A rep for Caitlyn said Ian’s assumptions are completely untrue, adding their client went full Mariah and has never heard of Ian or his book.
A settlement has been reached in the malpractice suit filed by the family of Joan Rivers against the endoscopy clinic that treated her before she died. Joan’s daughter Melissa Rivers filed the lawsuit in January 2015, less than six months after Joan’s throat closed up during a procedure. She was in a coma for seven days before being taken off life support and going to the great open mic night in the sky on September 4, 2014.
The suit alleged doctors violated numerous protocols. One even took a photograph of Joan on the operating table because idiot shit like doing it for the gram has apparently filtered up through the layers of basic bitches and commoners to infect the professional elite.
Melissa issued a statement on the settlement with Yorkville Endoscopy via E! News.
“In accepting this settlement, I am able to put the legal aspects of my mother’s death behind me and ensure that those culpable for her death have accepted responsibility for their actions quickly and without equivocation.”
“Moving forward, my focus will be to ensure that no one ever has to go through what my mother, Cooper and I went through and I will work towards ensuring higher safety standards in out-patient surgical clinics. I want to express my personal gratitude to my legal team for their wise counsel and prompt resolution of this case.”
Most reports are stating the amount of the settlement–reached to avoid protracted litigation–has not been disclosed. TMZ put it at eight figures, but that could be wildly inaccurate.
Yorkville Endoscopy issued their own statement through a spokesperson, confirming an agreement was made and that they are still committed to providing quality healthcare services. Good luck with that. They could turn their whole staff over, do an exorcism in the room where things went from bad to worse for Joan, and fog bomb the entire place with glitter made from unicorn hooves, and I still wouldn’t let anyone affiliated with them touch me with someone else’s latex glove.