Two idiots walk into a boxing match… Stop me if you’ve heard this one – IDLYITW
Jack Bauer is back! – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Bryan Singer is hit with another sex abuse lawsuit – Dlisted
Donald Sterling wants to sue the NBA – TMZ
Macaulay Culkin doesn’t look like a corpse anymore – Lainey Gossip
I guess JLo has conveniently forgotten what her old face looks like – Evil Beet Gossip
Orange Is the New Black has been renewed for a third season – Just Jared
Prince Harry pops the booty – Socialite Life
Food Porn of the Day: BBQ Chicken Enchiladas – How Sweet Eats
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